the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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