dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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