New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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