you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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