We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Randomize