I puked a lego.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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