The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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