As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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