i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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