I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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