Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl. http://tfl.nu/7x7a
  Replies (4) Good night (943) Bad night (500) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you want 1 or 2 eggos?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions (617): you want 1 or 2 eggos? http://tfl.nu/kwdg
  Replies (2) Good night (1888) Bad night (464)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video. http://tfl.nu/od0z
  Replies (17) Good night (4720) Bad night (575) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras. http://tfl.nu/u72n
  Replies (28) Good night (2996) Bad night (413) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?

  (1-608): View more from Wisconsin

  myspace Music?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (608): How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...? (1-608): myspace Music? http://tfl.nu/kj29
  Replies (98) Good night (4218) Bad night (1501)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there." http://tfl.nu/12yv
  Replies (28) Good night (6819) Bad night (637)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door. http://tfl.nu/li4e
  Replies (10) Good night (4572) Bad night (537) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!" http://tfl.nu/74ai
  Replies (9) Good night (1394) Bad night (5599) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  Why is your signature on my underwear?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): Why is your signature on my underwear? http://tfl.nu/8itl
  Replies (19) Good night (6007) Bad night (765) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun http://tfl.nu/t9ze
  Replies (20) Good night (823) Bad night (4640) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge." http://tfl.nu/7x8q
  Replies (26) Good night (4119) Bad night (838) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (804): View more from Virginia

  I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (804): I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday. http://tfl.nu/6jwi
  Replies (4) Good night (2572) Bad night (774) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes. http://tfl.nu/cpyt
  Replies (8) Good night (2169) Bad night (541) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  Gong!

  (1-253): View more from Washington

  YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): Gong! (1-253): YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT http://tfl.nu/dcri
  Replies (17) Good night (4196) Bad night (572) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism? http://tfl.nu/s1hj
  Replies (7) Good night (508) Bad night (375) Order T-Shirt

Randomize