on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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