gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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