how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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