So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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