All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm like, not good at living.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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