We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I just threw up on my dentist
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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