It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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