oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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