He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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