she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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