3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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