I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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