He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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