Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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