I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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