And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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