Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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