Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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