So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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