Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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