Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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