O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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Dignity is for republicans.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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