Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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