batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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