I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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