K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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