I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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