Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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