no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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