your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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