Don't make out with my wife yet
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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