is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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