I bet he comes in French.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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