If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
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a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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