also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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