tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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