You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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