Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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