Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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